February 2011
really.
seriously, it’s a phone. just because you couldn’t get it today and your current one is broken, doesn’t mean that you can just be a complete bitch.
I’m sick of being treated like that.
January 2011
Gustavo: So Alix, where are our children?
Me: I buried them in the backyard.
Kyle: Babies make awesome fertilizer for weed.
“I find alcohol rather sharpens my mind…”
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cakes! →
“New car, caviar, four star daydream;
think I’ll buy me a football team....”
– Roger Waters
lesson number three.
coffee is a horrible vice.
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lesson two:
cribbage doesn’t work, when you don’t know how to play cribbage.
or when the person trying to teach you only knows the italian variation of the game.
lesson one:
don’t try to spend money you don’t have.
not from personal experience, but from watching some idiot female do it.
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